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(Wednesday, July 26, 2006-)
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ahh...dunno wat to blog todae leh, porjects, projects and more projects...tats all i can say..while havin a bit of slackin tym come to post some nonsense...lol...
hmm...post some jokes fer njoyment ba..
Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show it to her. So there Ah Beng was bragging the various functions of his new car to his girlfriend."This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!""Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!" said Ah Lian."Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!"So Ah Lian said, "Let me try! I wan, I wan!"So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the accelerator.The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post."Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah! Wah Piang eh!" screamed Ah Beng."Solee, solee, pai sah lah! No lah, I tot hor, "R" for racing mah!"
another lame jokes coming up too...
One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey and wanted to get down to the ground floor. As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G. As they were not English-educated, they were puzzled and had no idea what does the letter G mean. Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G. When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian,"Wah low!!! How you know one?" The first Ah Lian replied smugly, "Easy lah.. G for Gero mah..."
lol...tats all fer todae man...njoy...
the story ends like this;
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